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Jan and Calli Banters
« on: April 12, 2005, 05:08:43 AM »
Jan


Hey there Calli would you like a turnip?

Callisto

Turnip? What in the Nine Hells are you talking about little man?

Jan

A turnip, you know food, food that tastes great. Turnips are well known for their benefits. They make your complexion look very nice, gives your hair that nice shiney glow, brightens your teeth to a nice shiney white.......

Callisto

Ohh would you shut up already! I don't want any turnips nor do I care for their so called benefits.

Jan

But there are so many benefits of eating turnips. Another benefit, which would help you out greatly, is they make you more mellow and less aggressive. Turnips will zap that aggression and make you a friendly person in the long run.

Callisto

Arrgghh!! Someone make it stop! Keep waging that tongue and I will cut it out!

Jan

If you did that then I would not be able to taste my turnip surprise pie. Mmmmm very tastey!

Callisto

I give up! Give me a turnip if it will shut you up.

Jan

See I knew you would change your mind, here my friend enjoy!
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2005, 02:58:23 PM »
perfect  :D I love Jan, he could convince an army of psychos to commit suicde, me I'd love to listen to his stories all day :D
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2005, 03:01:48 PM »
* :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: Fall out of his chair laughing* ohh that hurt!
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2005, 07:41:56 PM »
That is a very nice banter, great work!
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Jan and Calli Banters
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2005, 11:16:52 PM »
:lol:  :lol: Very good! :lol:  :lol: More Jan/Calli banters! :D
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2005, 04:44:11 AM »
I hate Jan.
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Jan and Calli Banters
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2005, 06:41:21 AM »
I wonder if Calli actualy likes those turnips. Travelling with Jan could make her a big fan of them :D
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2005, 05:30:49 PM »
Only Jan could drive the insane even more insane.
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