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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2005, 01:08:25 PM »
Astra: Hm... hehehhe.  I'll just give you this for a laugh: think of <Charname> and Anomen picking up Parn, and tossing him into a lake to force him to take a BATH.


Parn: I believe I mentioned 'be true to thyself?'  It's a matter of following your heart.
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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2005, 01:14:21 PM »
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Astra: Hm... hehehhe. I'll just give you this for a laugh: think of <Charname> and Anomen picking up Parn, and tossing him into a lake to force him to take a BATH.


 :lol: *Puts on 'old mother' voice* Young man, remember to wash behind your ears!

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Parn: I believe I mentioned 'be true to thyself?' It's a matter of following your heart.


I understand - it's just that, that's not the way I think, you see? I'm sorry if I offended you! :)

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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2005, 01:17:42 PM »
It isn't that easy to offend me.  I mean; tossing me into a lake would just confuse me.
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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2005, 02:00:41 PM »
How would you feel if you were magicaly transformed into a drow?
or a newt? :D
How would you react if PC turned into Slayer, Bhaal's avatar  ?
Do you have a familiar?
What do you think about wild magic?
How do you feel when you cast spells?
You use some magic. Aren't you afraid that those stupid wizards will arrest you if you cast a spell in Atkhatla?
Have you ever broke the law?
Do you worship a specific deity?
Have you ever killed anybody?
Why is six afraid of seven? :D
Do you have any fetishes? :unibrow:
What does the word "trust" meen to you?
Whats your birth sign?
And some Monty Python questions. Answer them all or you'll be cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril  :twisted:
What... is your name?
What... is your quest?
What... is your favourite colour?
What... is the capital of Amn?
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
How would you react if sb attacked you with a passion-fruit? :D
How do you react if sb was telling "ni" to you?
Do you want...a shrubbery [dramatic chord]?
More will come :D
EDIT: a little suggestion for  AstraKiseki. Please respond with quotes to every question-that makes the post looking neat :)
Evil hidden everywhere
Evil has a chilling stare
Null and void of any care
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It does no good it never dies
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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2005, 03:31:47 PM »
A-HAAA!!  Thought you could escape my notice, did you?

*glomps Parn* :D

Now, are you ready for questions?

...Too bad!

Parn, how do you feel about rodents?

What are you afraid of?

What is your greatest weakness?

Your greatest strength?

How are you feeling today?
"Without my glasses, I see the world as it really is: kinda blurry."

"I hate to tell you this, but... your IQ Test came back negative."

The stupidest, silliest mod in progress is right here:
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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2005, 07:00:49 AM »
quote="Undertaker"]How would you feel if you were magicaly transformed into a drow? [/quote]
Unexpectedly, I'll look down at my hands, touch my ears, and be very confused.  If I expected it, I'd just look in a mirror to see if it worked.

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or a newt? :D

I'd get better.
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How would you react if PC turned into Slayer, Bhaal's avatar ?  
 
Ah... rather *really* wishing I could cast invisiblity?  I'd be very worried and... somewhat understanding...  I have kinda been though a oh-so-fun transformation into a creature you *don't* want to face.

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Do you have a familiar?

Nope.  :D   Wish I did.  I'd have a rat.

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What do you think about wild magic?

I'm grateful that there isn't a House like that back home.  A stray spell would flatten Jila!

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How do you feel when you cast spells?

A little cold, happy, and hungry for something sweet.

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You use some magic. Aren't you afraid that those stupid wizards will arrest you if you cast a spell in Atkhatla?

A little, but I'm not stupid.  I *don't* cast spells in public.

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Have you ever broke the law?

*dead silence*
Let's see.  I am a rogue.  I work for the thieves' guild.  I'd say my main crimes are stealing and trepassing.

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Do you worship a specific deity?

Nope!  I'm still not used to gods, actually.  When I swear... I say 'Magick.'  It's the closest thing we have to a god.

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Have you ever killed anybody?

One on one, as in a duel, no.  As in going on a killing spree after the bastards tortured you, ah... yes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? :D

because seven ate nine?  Kirilara told me that one...

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Do you have any fetishes? :unibrow:

What's a fetish?  (Astra smacks Parn in the head.)

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What does the word "trust" meen to you?

It means believing in them to do something, and telling your secrets.

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Whats your birth sign?

Astra? (Astra shrugs.)

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What... is your name?

Full name is something you'll see in the mod.  :P
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What... is your quest?

I seek some good chocolate mouse.  
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What... is your favourite colour?

... (thinks and thinks for a moment) Silver and brown.
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What... is the capital of Amn?

Athkatla.
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What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

From what is that bird from?  The Northern Rim or the Southern Rim?  (an inside joke about elves in Parn's world).
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How would you react if sb attacked you with a passion-fruit? :D

What's an sb?  But, I'd chill-touch him and then eat the passion fruit.
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How do you react if sb was telling "ni" to you?

Hm.  I'd be very confused.
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Do you want...a shrubbery [dramatic chord]?

*gags* No...
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2005, 07:06:06 AM »
Quote from: "K. Lou of Combs"
A-HAAA!!  Thought you could escape my notice, did you?


No... I didn't actually.  I'm better at traps and locks than sneaking about.

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*glomps Parn* :D

Ack!

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Parn, how do you feel about rodents?

They're cute and mice seem to have such a fun reaction when you animate one in someone's pack. :twisted:

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What are you afraid of?

Losing control of myself.  I can't control anything else...

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What is your greatest weakness?

That I have my father's anger deep within me and that it has come out before.

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Your greatest strength?

Not giving up, being true to myself, and using my skills with a little magic.

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How are you feeling today?

Good actually.  Astra coded a few banters.
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2005, 12:45:08 PM »
Would you like to know your future (there's a fortune teller in Trademeet)?
What's the greatest mistery to you?
What makes you mad?
Would you like to have kids someday?
Boy or a girl? Or maybe both?
How long do you sleep?
How long it takes you to get up from bed?
Is it better to give or to recieve?
Do you sometimes use bad words?
Have you ever eaten a bar of chocolate at once?
Do you like turnips? Ever tried turnip beer  ?
Can you tolerate someone who is cruel to animals? If not how would you punish him?
Are you punctual?
Evil hidden everywhere
Evil has a chilling stare
Null and void of any care
Is where the answer lies
It does no good to beg or cry
It does no good to question why
It does no good it never dies
Evil never dies

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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2005, 01:00:51 PM »
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Would you like to know your future (there's a fortune teller in Trademeet)?  

It'd be... interesting to see the finer details.  My first crush was a seer...  she told me a few things.

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What's the greatest mystery to you?

What created *my* world.  I mean, the gods made yours with its magic, but who created Magick in my world?

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What makes you mad?

Threats to what I hold dear, hurting others, and someone who lies to themselves.   :mad:

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Would you like to have kids someday?

Of course!  :-)  I like kids.

Astra: Maybe because you're like one...

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Boy or a girl? Or maybe both?
Both!  I'd have a bunch!

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How long do you sleep?

Not long.  But I sleep deep.

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How long it takes you to get up from bed?

I roll out onto the floor.  I get up.  That's how long for me.

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Is it better to give or to recieve?
 It depends.  For the most part, it's better to give.  However, recieving something that will free a friend for a curse or something of the like is good as well.

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Do you sometimes use bad words?

Who doesn't?  *points up at one of his other answers.*  See?  I use them.

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Have you ever eaten a bar of chocolate at once?

How big? (Sounds hopeful)

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Do you like turnips? Ever tried turnip beer  ?  

Ack... after that joke Jan pulled on me, NO.

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Can you tolerate someone who is cruel to animals? If not how would you punish him?

I can, but that doesn't mean I won't slip a few animated dead small creatures into his/her pack.   :evil:

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Are you punctual?

I *try* to be.
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2005, 01:24:51 PM »
How would you describe yourself?
What's your fav. type of food?
What was the most horrible thing you've ever eaten?
Ever wanted to be a polititian?
Can you spend whole day doing nothing?
Do girls try to pick you up :unibrow:?
What was the happiest day of your life?
..and the hardest?
What's yours most annoying habit?
What is the meaning of life?
Do you believe in life after death?
What is justice to you?
Do you smoke?
Or have any other addicts?
3 things you would take on a deserted island
What was the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
..and the most ugly?
Do you like to gamble from time to time?
How many hours daily do you practice your skills?
What sort of gifts you do not accept?
Does pain frightens you?
How do you feel about all this killing PC and you will end up doing?
Do you express your pain or do you bury it?
Evil hidden everywhere
Evil has a chilling stare
Null and void of any care
Is where the answer lies
It does no good to beg or cry
It does no good to question why
It does no good it never dies
Evil never dies

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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2005, 02:41:07 PM »
Quote from: "Undertaker"
How would you describe yourself?

Ah... Gold hair and eyes, I look very much like my mother, I prefer dark clothes and I have a few scars?

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What's your fav. type of food?

SWEETS. Pledi is the best, though...  Too bad I can't seem to find it here...  :(

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What was the most horrible thing you've ever eaten?

Jan's candied turnip... It wasn't just the taste... it was Jan trying to remember its name...

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Ever wanted to be a polititian?

Kirilara looks like she is doing well... I don't think she would need a little kid getting involved.  I have a feeling that she made a bargain with Jila's King...

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Can you spend whole day doing nothing?

Define nothing.  The only way you can do that is if you don't exist.  If you are alive, you are breathing, and that's not nothing.  If you're dead, you're decomposing.  See?

Do girls try to pick you up :unibrow:?
 :eek:  I don't know...  Back home most people were unsettled by the fact that I was a necromancer.

Astra: He has a low wis now, and therefore, can be unaware of things.

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What was the happiest day of your life?

The day I got my training robes.  :D

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...and the hardest?

Physically, the day Kirilara decided to make me learn how to... I'm not telling you.
Emotionally... the day I had the accident.

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What's yours most annoying habit?

Asking questions and using undead mice to scare people!  :evil:

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What is the meaning of life?

To not just survive, but to *live*

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Do you believe in life after death?

I don't know... You see, in the Circle (Parn's homeworld), when one dies, you return to Magick.  I do not know what will happen to me here.

Astra: In fact, that comes into play for several of his endings.  :evil:

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What is justice to you?

*sits there, thinking*  I sincerely do not know.

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Do you smoke?

No.

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Or have any other addicts?

Well... would sugar count?

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3 things you would take on a deserted island

If I am sure I can find food and water? My spellbook, a dagger, and some sort of candy.

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What was the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?

Once... I saw Magick's realm.  Cassina made it so for one of my birthday presents.  I-I can not use the right words to describe its beauty, even to a fellow mage.

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..and the most ugly?
The reflection the Mirror of Souls showed me when I wished to see my sister when she had been filled with corrupted magic.  *shudders* :puke:

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Do you like to gamble from time to time?

I've been known to do some outrageous dares...

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How many hours daily do you practice your skills?
 
About an hour or so.

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What sort of gifts you do not accept?

Anything uncomfortable.

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Does pain frightens you?

In some ways, yes.  In others, no.

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How do you feel about all this killing PC and you will end up doing?
If it must be done... let's just hope we can keep the body count as low as possible.

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Do you express your pain or do you bury it?

I do this:  :crybaby:
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« Reply #26 on: June 30, 2005, 11:55:27 PM »
Would you like the idea of having little horns? :twisted: :unibrow:
and a tail :D ?
How would you feel if your lover betrayed you?
Would you ever batrayed your lover?
What do you do when it rains?
What was the funniest trick sb ever made you?
What do you know about Bhaal?
Would you like to become a mercenary?
How would you react if a brutal warrior wears pink? :eek:
Have you ever died?
Would you mind if 2 women where fighting for your feelings?
Do you like the idea of screaming in combat to distract your enemies?
How would you react if a little animal (like Boo) was eating/hiding/or just inside your bedroll?
Have you anwered all questions truthly?
Evil hidden everywhere
Evil has a chilling stare
Null and void of any care
Is where the answer lies
It does no good to beg or cry
It does no good to question why
It does no good it never dies
Evil never dies

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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2005, 07:43:05 AM »
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Would you like the idea of having little horns? :twisted: :unibrow:

I'd be wondering if Astra was watching too much Yu Yu Hakasho.

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and a tail :D ?

I'd pull on the tail to see if it was a joke.
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How would you feel if your lover betrayed you?

*Parn's eyes darken and lifts his hand, a flare of shadow wreathing it.*  Let's just say... you don't want to get me upset.

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Would you ever batrayed your lover?

I- *Astra covers Parn's mouth.*
Astra: He hasn't, and I won't let him answer because it's part of the mod!

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What do you do when it rains?

Open my mouth and see if I can catch some raindrops.
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What was the funniest trick sb ever made you?

The time I convinced my mother that a Scion of the House of Change messed up a spell and I was a girl...  The problem was... I was a girl that day.  :lol:  The bastard did it for real!  But it only lasted for a week.

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What do you know about Bhaal?

Nothing. (He learns about him during the mod.)

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Would you like to become a mercenary?

Isn't a thief close?  Selling your skills to the highest bid (who has a good reason...)?

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How would you react if a brutal warrior wears pink? :eek:

I'd wonder what Imoen did.

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Have you ever died?

Not yet.  You see... I've done something *close* though.

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Would you mind if 2 women where fighting for your feelings?

 :shock:  :shock: I'd be upset and confused, wondering 'how the hell did I get into this?!'

 
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Do you like the idea of screaming in combat to distract your enemies?

If it works for one person, it works, but I am a necromancer as well... I can't strain my voice.

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How would you react if a little animal (like Boo) was eating/hiding/or just inside your bedroll?

Ah... squeal and pet it.  I like rodents.  :D   Though with Boo, I'd ask Minsc what is he doing in my bedroll.


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Have you anwered all questions truthly?

Yes.
Tired of thief-mages?  How about trying out a wide-eyed young man more than a few picklocks up his sleeve?   
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« Reply #28 on: August 06, 2005, 02:41:51 AM »
Oo! Questions! My turn!

Is the hypothetical glass half-full or half-empty?

What would be your first reaction if you met an Undead Hunter?

Or a Druid?

Does a beheaded man show up on a headcount report?

Would you say you're suspicious by nature?

What about jealous?

How wold you react if you found out that someone you loved listened to little voices in her head?

Do you have little voices in your head? If you do, do you listen to them?

Honestly?

What do you think of people worshiping gods and begging for their aid rather than sorting out their lives for themselves?

Is it a conspiracy?

If you and (Charname) were ambushed by a ferocious red dragon, what would you do?

Can you play any instruments? If not, would you want to learn?

If it takes two men four hours to dig a hole, how long does it take for one man to dig half a hole?

What happens if an unstopable force meets an unmovable object?

Have you brushed your teeth?

Have you ever had an imaginary friend? If so, what did he/she look like? If not, would you want to have one?

Have you ever had a déja vu experience?
Yes, I'm gone. But you probably realized that already. My sincerest apologies for those of you whom I have inconvenienced with my continuous absences.

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« Reply #29 on: August 06, 2005, 11:12:39 AM »
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Is the hypothetical glass half-full or half-empty?


It's half-full.  Of what I don't know, but I hope it's tasty!

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What would be your first reaction if you met an Undead Hunter?

Be somewhat worried, since they tend to stereotype necromancers...  :paranoid:

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Or a Druid?

Ask a bunch of questions about Faerun's nature.  :D

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Does a beheaded man show up on a headcount report?

Hm.  Good question...

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Would you say you're suspicious by nature?

What about jealous?

Nope!  Cheerful and rage-filled is more of the thing...

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How wold you react if you found out that someone you loved listened to little voices in her head?

Be confused and then probably say something stupid like tell the voices that I say hello.

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Do you have little voices in your head? If you do, do you listen to them?

Not that I know of... though Astra does!

Astra: What?
Elm: He's talking about all of your characters.
Risoeia: Like me.
Rowena: Or me.
Tanya: Don't forget me!
Sachiko: Hey, wait for me!
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Honestly?

*points at Astra*

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What do you think of people worshiping gods and begging for their aid rather than sorting out their lives for themselves?

I still need to understand what are gods in the first place, damn it!  I come from a place where there are NO gods!

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Is it a conspiracy?

What's the conspiracy?

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If you and (Charname) were ambushed by a ferocious red dragon, what would you do?
Fight and pray we don't become crispy.

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Can you play any instruments? If not, would you want to learn?
 I would like to learn the flute a little.  I know how to sing... don't know how well though.

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If it takes two men four hours to dig a hole, how long does it take for one man to dig half a hole?  
 You can't.  A hole's a hole.

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What happens if an unstopable force meets an unmovable object?
 Something very interesting, I'm sure, but I don't want to see it.  Seeing Kirilara possessed was bad enough.

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Have you brushed your teeth?

*sighs* Yes, ma'am/sir.

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Have you ever had an imaginary friend? If so, what did he/she look like? If not, would you want to have one?

I did actually, back home in the mountians.  She was a white haired and skinned woman with red eyes and liked playing the flute.  She helped me focus my magic more.

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Have you ever had a déja vu experience?

Nope.
Tired of thief-mages?  How about trying out a wide-eyed young man more than a few picklocks up his sleeve?   
 Parn Celoair